Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM

by alfie 23rd November 2010, 5:56 pm

A* Ioved that chicksville......superb!!

xxx

by mariajw 24th November 2010, 12:12 am

Chicksville, what a lovely poem. Makes me wanna hug ha Hug

xxxx

by **COOKIE** 24th November 2010, 7:39 am

Ahhh that's excellent Chicksville! Loved it! come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM - Page 3 923101

by chicksville 25th November 2010, 8:37 pm

Thanks, only took me 5 mins x

by **COOKIE** 7th September 2012, 9:51 pm

I've bumped this thread a few times because I think it makes for great reading and I know really will bring a smile to those of you going through your recovery and feeling a little low right about now.

And please if anybody wants to, do add your own poem. xx

by mandyjs 7th September 2012, 10:03 pm

cookie wrote:haha! Love this thread - Had to give it a go!

Boob envy!
Boob hate!
Had to set a boob date!

Boob addiction!
Boob glare!
Can not wait for my new pair!

Boob day!
Boob sleep!
I pray the lord my soul to keep!

Boob owner!
Boob adoration!
Oh no! Here comes the constipation!!

Boob swell!
Boob fluff!
Stop growing now! That's enough!

Boob happy!

Love it! I'm no poetry expert but the mother in law is and now she's in the know, I'll have to get her scribbling! (x)(x)
Boob content!
Best money I ever spent!!!!!!

by sammi710 8th September 2012, 12:36 pm

Poor little Sam was built like a Man
No boobs and no bum, she never looked glam
She went to the doctor and said look at these
The doctor replied, a boob job for you I must agree

Impatience set in and to the hospital she went
Four thousand pounds was quickly spent
She said to the surgeon, give me giant baps
He said I can do that i m a very nice chap

When it was done she went out with her friend Matt
He said oh my god Sam your no longer Flat!

by **COOKIE** 8th September 2012, 12:43 pm

HAHA! Love it Sammie come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM - Page 3 881071208

xx

by butterfly7713 8th September 2012, 3:06 pm

I once was rather large, my breasts were very heavy
but I stopped the binging and went on to shrinking
So a boobie overhaul I needed I was thinking

I needed a good surgeon his job was going to be tough
but it needed to be done, I was looking well rough
So a few calls I made and booked with Mybreast
I was well on the way and thought I could rest
but it wasn't to be one booby op was not enough
it was obvious I was not looking to good in the buff

A re op for me was on the cards
a year of waiting I knew it would be hard
but it came around in no time at all
and here I am new boobies as round as balls

when all is healed I think they won't be to shabby
it was definatley worth getting rid of the flabby
now I am proud to stand in the buff
and no longer think that I look so rough

by **COOKIE** 8th September 2012, 4:54 pm

That really came from the heart didn't it...fab poem Butterfly come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM - Page 3 881071208

. xx

by butterfly7713 8th September 2012, 5:04 pm

Yeah I suppose it did, a boobie journey summed up in a poem. Thanks cookie Hug

by **COOKIE** 10th December 2013, 7:49 pm

I love bumping this thread because I just think its the best thread ever to cheer everybody up when they're stressing over recovery, going through the blues or just general stress overall, have a read girls, have a guaranteed giggle and then.... Add your own! dance

by JordanG92 10th December 2013, 11:14 pm

Oh wow - after the week I've had this is just what I needed.. these are brilliant! I had a go....

When I hit puberty my boobs got lazy
But after several years, the wait's driving me crazy

I moaned to my mum 'I want new boobs'
She said 'be patient they'll grow soon!'

I looked into prices but didn't have money to spend
so padded bras became my new best friend

Little did I know I was in for a surprise
on my 21st birthday mum said 'close your eyes'

She gave me a cheque for quite a bit of money
then winked at me and said 'go get em honey!'

So now i'm all booked up and time is going fast
and soon my flat chest will be a thing of the past!

dance