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come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by katie 14th September 2009, 4:39 pm
Ode to the BA; by yours truly!! 
Pre BA I was a double A
For forty two years and had
boobies smaller than my Ears!
The time had come
To go get summit done
September 09 & got the number online!
To Spire off I went &
£spent, £spent, £spent
Boy, was I glad? Got those boobies I SHOULD have had!
All those years, with boobies smaller than my ears
Now hubby loves em EVEN MORE! Wow he's such a dear!
So it's ten days post op
And I pray they don't go POP
A, B, C Deeeeeee!! Are they ever gonna STOP!
LOL,, hope you all like,,, so come on its your turns!!
Pre BA I was a double A
For forty two years and had
boobies smaller than my Ears!
The time had come
To go get summit done
September 09 & got the number online!
To Spire off I went &
£spent, £spent, £spent
Boy, was I glad? Got those boobies I SHOULD have had!
All those years, with boobies smaller than my ears
Now hubby loves em EVEN MORE! Wow he's such a dear!
So it's ten days post op
And I pray they don't go POP
A, B, C Deeeeeee!! Are they ever gonna STOP!
LOL,, hope you all like,,, so come on its your turns!!
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by Gemma31 14th September 2009, 4:43 pm
WOW Katie that's just great...you must have too much time on your hands, LOL.
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by katie 14th September 2009, 4:50 pm
Gemma31 wrote:WOW Katie that's just great...you must have too much time on your hands, LOL.
so have you Gem!! wait till your 12 days on....... and bet your brainier than I !!
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by Len1 14th September 2009, 5:07 pm
ha ha! love it .
xxx
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by em_stevo 14th September 2009, 5:22 pm
Hahahah i love it....
"There was a young girl called Emma Ste,
Who's breasts were the size of a pea,
She went under the knife, it changed her whole life
And now shes a double D!!!!"
heheheheheheeh....
"There was a young girl called Emma Ste,
Who's breasts were the size of a pea,
She went under the knife, it changed her whole life
And now shes a double D!!!!"
heheheheheheeh....
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by Ruth89 14th September 2009, 6:13 pm
i used to have a big gut
big tits and a huge butt!
but then one day i lost my puppy fat
and oh b*llocks, my chest was flat!
so i lost my boobs
even envied my boyfriends moobs!
i contacted MYA, booked my dates
then found this site and made a few boobie mates!
once i had the op my confidence soared
but that isnt to say i havent been bored
ive been sat on my bum
all hairy and sweaty and not having fun
but im back to normal now
and my big titties look 'WOW'
great topic katie lol
big tits and a huge butt!
but then one day i lost my puppy fat
and oh b*llocks, my chest was flat!
so i lost my boobs
even envied my boyfriends moobs!
i contacted MYA, booked my dates
then found this site and made a few boobie mates!
once i had the op my confidence soared
but that isnt to say i havent been bored
ive been sat on my bum
all hairy and sweaty and not having fun
but im back to normal now
and my big titties look 'WOW'
great topic katie lol
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by katie 14th September 2009, 6:22 pm
love it, love it, love it........
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by RoxyChick 14th September 2009, 7:43 pm
I'm rubbish at poems, yours are all great and so funny!!
xx
xx
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by *Sally* 14th September 2009, 8:23 pm
RoxyChick wrote:I'm rubbish at poems, yours are all great and so funny!!
xx
Me too Roxy. Even at school I could never write poems. Loving all yours tho. Em, I think yours is my fave so far.
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by Jemmy 14th September 2009, 8:36 pm
I hope they don't pop either Katie.
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by katie 14th September 2009, 9:01 pm
Jemmy wrote:I hope they don't pop either Katie.
thanks Jemmy!!
yours ok? xx
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by bock 14th September 2009, 9:46 pm
Aw your poems are all lovely, here's my shot:
One fine day in the middle of spring
Bock looked down at her flat little things
"If only they were bigger" she thought with a sigh
Little did she know of the events that were nie
A family party was where it was at
Where her and her cousin had a good chat
"you work with a surgeon?!" Bock shouted with glee
"Oh dear sweet cousin YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME"
And from then on Bock's life went with a spin
Her fat was sucked out, her new boobies put in
Now, food tastes sweeter and the days seem brighter
trousers fit nicely and tops appear tighter
Bock's little life is now packed full of joy
Oh and her bf's too- THE LUCKY BOY!
One fine day in the middle of spring
Bock looked down at her flat little things
"If only they were bigger" she thought with a sigh
Little did she know of the events that were nie
A family party was where it was at
Where her and her cousin had a good chat
"you work with a surgeon?!" Bock shouted with glee
"Oh dear sweet cousin YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME"
And from then on Bock's life went with a spin
Her fat was sucked out, her new boobies put in
Now, food tastes sweeter and the days seem brighter
trousers fit nicely and tops appear tighter
Bock's little life is now packed full of joy
Oh and her bf's too- THE LUCKY BOY!
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by katie 14th September 2009, 9:58 pm
bock wrote:Aw your poems are all lovely, here's my shot:
One fine day in the middle of spring
Bock looked down at her flat little things
"If only they were bigger" she thought with a sigh
Little did she know of the events that were nie
A family party was where it was at
Where her and her cousin had a good chat
"you work with a surgeon?!" Bock shouted with glee
"Oh dear sweet cousin YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME"
And from then on Bock's life went with a spin
Her fat was sucked out, her new boobies put in
Now, food tastes sweeter and the days seem brighter
trousers fit nicely and tops appear tighter
Bock's little life is now packed full of joy
Oh and her bf's too- THE LUCKY BOY!
Bock........ thats brilliant!!!!!!!!!! my fave so far...xx
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by katie 14th September 2009, 9:59 pm
bock wrote:Aw your poems are all lovely, here's my shot:
One fine day in the middle of spring
Bock looked down at her flat little things
"If only they were bigger" she thought with a sigh
Little did she know of the events that were nie
A family party was where it was at
Where her and her cousin had a good chat
"you work with a surgeon?!" Bock shouted with glee
"Oh dear sweet cousin YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME"
And from then on Bock's life went with a spin
Her fat was sucked out, her new boobies put in
Now, food tastes sweeter and the days seem brighter
trousers fit nicely and tops appear tighter
Bock's little life is now packed full of joy
Oh and her bf's too- THE LUCKY BOY!
Bock........ thats brilliant!!!!!!!!!! my fave so far...xx
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by Ruth89 14th September 2009, 10:10 pm
ha bock thats great!! you poet!
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by samarie24 14th September 2009, 10:16 pm
All this hidden talent! They're all beautiful, girls..and made me giggle xxx
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by ShootingStar 14th September 2009, 10:37 pm
wicked thread, really made me laugh tonight, well i'll have a go but can't promise anything special 
fed up of hiding
and stuffing her bra
sad ol shootingstar
their hanging too far!!
was time to do it
and get them augmented
sick of feeling sad
and so tormented!!
what a choice
she did make
her lovely surgeon
was a fake!!
poor ol shootingstar
now left with one
One big bouncer
this is not fun!!
now both her fillets
stuffed on one side
this massive difference
she struggles to hide!!
But all is not lost
as fixed she will be
just a matter of time
and you all will see!!
And finally a smile
she will have for you
as her wish is granted
and one becomes two!!
didn't do too bad did i eh!!! x x
fed up of hiding
and stuffing her bra
sad ol shootingstar
their hanging too far!!
was time to do it
and get them augmented
sick of feeling sad
and so tormented!!
what a choice
she did make
her lovely surgeon
was a fake!!
poor ol shootingstar
now left with one
One big bouncer
this is not fun!!
now both her fillets
stuffed on one side
this massive difference
she struggles to hide!!
But all is not lost
as fixed she will be
just a matter of time
and you all will see!!
And finally a smile
she will have for you
as her wish is granted
and one becomes two!!
didn't do too bad did i eh!!! x x
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by katie 14th September 2009, 10:45 pm
Shooting Star....thats fab!!
I read your diary earlier, wanna say I am with you all the way if you need cheering up anytime you just write me... promise do my best to make you chuckle..
I read your diary earlier, wanna say I am with you all the way if you need cheering up anytime you just write me... promise do my best to make you chuckle..
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by ShootingStar 14th September 2009, 10:48 pm
katie0506 wrote:Shooting Star....thats fab!!
I read your diary earlier, wanna say I am with you all the way if you need cheering up anytime you just write me... promise do my best to make you chuckle..
aw thank you lovely, that's really thoughtful of you
x x
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by mariajw 15th September 2009, 12:31 pm
Aww, SS - yours gave me goosebumps! I'll try to think of one of my own ... later!!
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by mariajw 15th September 2009, 1:09 pm
OK, here goes ...
My friends all got boobs
but I was left out
"It's not fair" I thought
I wanted to shout
At school I was teased
They were nasty and cruel
I felt so worthless
I didn't matter at all
Life went on
And I muddled through
But every day I'd think
About what I would do
And how I would feel
If only I'd been given
The boobs I deserved
The body of a woman
And then one day
I decided it was time
To change how I'd felt
For such a long time
I booked my op
Kept my nerve, saw it through
I bought my boobs
Nothing else I could do
And how do I feel now?
A year down the line?
I'm telling you, girls,
I feel MORE THAN fine!
Gone are the bad feelings
I had every day
It's made more difference
than mere words can say.
Maria
xx
My friends all got boobs
but I was left out
"It's not fair" I thought
I wanted to shout
At school I was teased
They were nasty and cruel
I felt so worthless
I didn't matter at all
Life went on
And I muddled through
But every day I'd think
About what I would do
And how I would feel
If only I'd been given
The boobs I deserved
The body of a woman
And then one day
I decided it was time
To change how I'd felt
For such a long time
I booked my op
Kept my nerve, saw it through
I bought my boobs
Nothing else I could do
And how do I feel now?
A year down the line?
I'm telling you, girls,
I feel MORE THAN fine!
Gone are the bad feelings
I had every day
It's made more difference
than mere words can say.
Maria
xx
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by kay 15th September 2009, 2:02 pm
These are all great x
I'm terrible at poetry but love reading these x
I'm terrible at poetry but love reading these x
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by samarie24 15th September 2009, 3:42 pm
Ok, I can't resist..here's my stab at this poetry malarchy!..
When young Sam was 12 years old or so
All her friends started growing breasts
But Sam's chest stayed as flat as could be
Which made her feel quite depressed
"Just be patient!" Sam's mother said
When she was feeling down one day
So she waited..and waited..and WAITED!!
But her chest grew no more than AAA
Adult life is not always easy
When part of your body hasn't quite grown up
And although Sam led a fairly normal life
She always dreamed of having pups!
And so this summer she decided
That, finally, it had to be time
She had her consultations, booked her date..
Told herself "Those boobs will be mine!!"
So in the end it was a surgeon
Who gave Sam the boobies she'd craved
And though they still have some settling to do
What a difference from her triple A's!!
xxx
When young Sam was 12 years old or so
All her friends started growing breasts
But Sam's chest stayed as flat as could be
Which made her feel quite depressed
"Just be patient!" Sam's mother said
When she was feeling down one day
So she waited..and waited..and WAITED!!
But her chest grew no more than AAA
Adult life is not always easy
When part of your body hasn't quite grown up
And although Sam led a fairly normal life
She always dreamed of having pups!
And so this summer she decided
That, finally, it had to be time
She had her consultations, booked her date..
Told herself "Those boobs will be mine!!"
So in the end it was a surgeon
Who gave Sam the boobies she'd craved
And though they still have some settling to do
What a difference from her triple A's!!
xxx
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by katie 15th September 2009, 3:54 pm
Maria & Samarie... they're brrrrrrrrrriiillllliiiaaannnnttt !!
keep em coming....heres another had a trip out today!
two weeks post op
& feeling on top
a trip into town
drove myself with no frown
squished tight in my bra
it wasn''t that far
i wait for the day
they can 'wobble away'
!! chuckle chuckle !!
keep em coming....heres another had a trip out today!two weeks post op
& feeling on top
a trip into town
drove myself with no frown
squished tight in my bra
it wasn''t that far
i wait for the day
they can 'wobble away'
!! chuckle chuckle !!
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Re: come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM
by em_stevo 15th September 2009, 4:47 pm
Hahaha im loving this thread!! Has made me chuckle!!! xxx
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