New boob poem.......
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New boob poem.......
It must have been tough to be teased by your peers
As you were doomed to a life in training brazziers
Flapjacks and "AA" the usual taunts
But soon you'll have perfect jugs you can flaunt
As you were doomed to a life in training brazziers
Flapjacks and "AA" the usual taunts
But soon you'll have perfect jugs you can flaunt
As you have decided to go under the knife
Think what a difference it'll make to your life
After the surgery when you wake up
Instead of 2 saucers you'll see a C Cup
Think what a difference it'll make to your life
After the surgery when you wake up
Instead of 2 saucers you'll see a C Cup
As you are snuggled in your private room
Your head will be swimming with thoughts of bazooms
You'll throw out the small bras with a great cheer
For hope of the bigger ones soon to appear
Your head will be swimming with thoughts of bazooms
You'll throw out the small bras with a great cheer
For hope of the bigger ones soon to appear
Boobs, breasts or hooters you'll have 2 of the best
But be warned it is painful if you're thumped in the chest
It'll be hard not to laugh when you see your new swellers
Bouncing about as you ride on your fella
But be warned it is painful if you're thumped in the chest
It'll be hard not to laugh when you see your new swellers
Bouncing about as you ride on your fella
You can try your new bra that you bought in the town
You'll hardly believe it when you finally look down
And see for the first time your cleavage will meet
But don't be alarmed if you can't see your feet
You'll hardly believe it when you finally look down
And see for the first time your cleavage will meet
But don't be alarmed if you can't see your feet
Finally with boobs when you lay down at night
If you find they have vanished you may get a fright
Don't panic if you can't see your dream pair of tits
They haven't gone far, they're in your armpits.
If you find they have vanished you may get a fright
Don't panic if you can't see your dream pair of tits
They haven't gone far, they're in your armpits.
Bizzyboobs- BJSF Elite Member
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I just had to post this......... Xx
Bizzyboobs- BJSF Elite Member
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Must apologise... I did edit that before posting and it didn't do it.......... Panicking here now.... Be kicked out this forum....... It bit near the mark and hope it hasn't offended anyone....... Tried to remove and blank bit out....... Grrrrrrr
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Haha that's great :-) xxxx
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LOL... I doubt you've offended anyone lovely. We're all adults here, even if I do act like a big kid sometimes hahah
The poem made me laugh, who wrote it hun?
I think you might enjoy these items written by some of our members [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] xx
The poem made me laugh, who wrote it hun?
I think you might enjoy these items written by some of our members [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] xx
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Thanks missvmac. Glad you enjoyed it...
Hi cookie, i found it on the Internet, and thought I would share.it didn't say who wrote it. But did make me smile.
I would hate to offend anyone, was panicking a bit. I'm going to look on that link now... Glad you enjoyed it!!!! X
Hi cookie, i found it on the Internet, and thought I would share.it didn't say who wrote it. But did make me smile.
I would hate to offend anyone, was panicking a bit. I'm going to look on that link now... Glad you enjoyed it!!!! X
Bizzyboobs- BJSF Elite Member
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I did babe.. Very much lol... You'll LOVE the poems our members wrote if you like that one and if any members would like to add to the poems thread in the link, please do so, we'd love to read haha! Xx
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He he. That made me laugh xx
misty23- BJSF Addict
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Hahaha love this! X
Becciann84- BJSF Addict
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This made me chuckle love it!! X
Jacqui1234- BJSF Addict
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Made me smile x
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