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Hi and welcome to Breast Buddies Forum!

As a guest you're more than welcome to browse the forums and get information about breast augmentation surgery. We feel that everyone deserves to look and feel their best, and all are welcome to have a look around! However some forums are hidden and some aren't available to guests, so you're more than welcome to join up and join in to fully take advantage of all the site has to offer.

Why Register?

• Keep up to date with the latest surgery news
• Chat to friendly girls who've been through the op
• See pictures of real life patients
• Get advice on implant types, sizes, shapes, placements and more
• Ask our resident BAAPS surgeons
• Get your own boob job diary and calendar events
• Get your countdown ticker to your special day
• Access members-only forums

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Post by Bizzyboobs 17th August 2013, 2:55 pm

It must have been tough to be teased by your peers

As you were doomed to a life in training brazziers

Flapjacks and "AA" the usual taunts

But soon you'll have perfect jugs you can flaunt
As you have decided to go under the knife

Think what a difference it'll make to your life

After the surgery when you wake up

Instead of 2 saucers you'll see a C Cup
As you are snuggled in your private room

Your head will be swimming with thoughts of bazooms

You'll throw out the small bras with a great cheer

For hope of the bigger ones soon to appear
Boobs, breasts or hooters you'll have 2 of the best

But be warned it is painful if you're thumped in the chest

It'll be hard not to laugh when you see your new swellers

Bouncing about as you ride on your fella
You can try your new bra that you bought in the town

You'll hardly believe it when you finally look down

And see for the first time your cleavage will meet

But don't be alarmed if you can't see your feet
Finally with boobs when you lay down at night

If you find they have vanished you may get a fright

Don't panic if you can't see your dream pair of tits

They haven't gone far, they're in your armpits.
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Post by Bizzyboobs 17th August 2013, 2:57 pm

I just had to post this......... Xx
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Post by Bizzyboobs 17th August 2013, 3:15 pm

Must apologise... I did edit that before posting and it didn't do it..........  Panicking here now.... Be kicked out this forum....... It bit near the mark and hope it hasn't offended anyone.......  Tried to remove and blank bit out....... Grrrrrrr
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Post by missvmac28 17th August 2013, 3:44 pm

Haha that's great :-) xxxx
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Post by COOKIE 17th August 2013, 4:41 pm

LOL... I doubt you've offended anyone lovely. We're all adults here, even if I do act like a big kid sometimes hahah

The poem made me laugh, who wrote it hun?

I think you might enjoy these items written by some of our members [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] xx
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Post by Lottie835 17th August 2013, 4:51 pm

Brilliant x haha
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Post by mrsball 17th August 2013, 4:51 pm

very good :ok:
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Post by Bizzyboobs 17th August 2013, 4:52 pm

Thanks missvmac. Glad you enjoyed it...

Hi cookie, i found it on the Internet, and thought I would share.it didn't say who wrote it. But did make me smile.
I would hate to offend anyone, was panicking a bit. I'm going to look on that link now... Glad you enjoyed it!!!! X
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Post by COOKIE 17th August 2013, 5:19 pm

I did babe.. Very much lol... You'll LOVE the poems our members wrote if you like that one and if any members would like to add to the poems thread in the link, please do so, we'd love to read haha! Xx
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Post by misty23 17th August 2013, 5:57 pm

He he. That made me laugh xx
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Post by Becciann84 17th August 2013, 7:04 pm

Hahaha love this! X
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Post by Jacqui1234 17th August 2013, 7:20 pm

This made me chuckle love it!! X
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Post by jesber123 18th August 2013, 4:11 pm

Made me smile x
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Post by Specialkj 18th August 2013, 4:27 pm

Love it!!! Xx
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