come on you lot-- how about this then; MY POEM

You looking for your tits? she shouted at me
Little did she know, just how harsh she could be
some so called friend, with a gape of a gob
made referece to my tiny boobs and really made me sob.

So I called up a mate - her name is Sam
she had an uplift and sure looks very glam.
Being oh so happy, she said cop a feel !
I never ever did of course but I wondered how it feels.

The secret of her happiness, was a man called Mr D
No other hands were safer, she said that i'd agree
So I picked up the phone, and made me an appointment
My flat little tiddlers are such a disappointment.

"I can make 'em lovely" he spoke and softly smiled.
But get 'em done at Windsor coz prices here are high!

I cannot quite believe it - my fears have disappeared
I found this brilliant forum, where stories are all shared.
I know about placement - and capsular contraction
of high, mid and low ones, of profile and projection...

I have some time to wait now, but 6 weeks isn't long
and whilst I'm sat here waiting, I'll help some others on.
So if you've got your boobies, or if you're still not sure
This forum is amazing - NEW BOOBIES WE ADORE !!



michas x

hehehe aww what a lovely thread our poems are the t**s heheeeee

anyone a publicist out there?? could make these into a book and put money into a good cause somewhere along the way!

katie0506 wrote: anyone a publicist out there?? could make these into a book and put money into a good cause somewhere along the way!

Hahah yeh it could be called the Boobie Book! hehehe

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Boobie Book! fab name!! xx

this thread has gone quiet so I am ressurecting it for the new post op girlies to join in...

there was a bird called jade
she wore her gel bra getting laid
one day say she told jon
"i want tits- this ain't on..."
and voila the bloke said "OK."

now she's booked in with transform
leaving her bank balance lukewarm
Mr Khan will be her best mate...
only 75 days to wait!

Tis' time to revive this lovely thread
all those girlies out there with brains in their head
we're more than just boobs on this wonderful site
the good and the bad its a little ray of light

Michas, please must write us a new little note
your tiddlers now gone, your bazookas will float
cyber shopping all day with little to do
play us a tune on your new boobie-doos!!

Right you lot - seeing as i have far to much time on my hands, and having been goaded into this by a certain someone... here's my BA poem... feel free to join in !!!

Ode to my BA Day

Woke up very early
the light was still quite dim
today was my ba day
I shuddered with grin.
Got to get to Wexham,
to Thames Valley Spire
Where Mr D the surgeon
is waiting with a smile.

Was given funky stockings
paper knickers and a gown
removed all my jewellery
my contacts, and sat down.
In came the surgeon
with paperwork to sign
Anaethetist - she followed
hurry quick theres not much time.

Walking down the hallway
with mind on things quite nasty
removing keys and slippers
Hospital staff came past me.
Taping monitors to my back
sharp scratch in back of hand,
giggling as they pulled my leg
Im off to la la land !

Questions about what I do
my job and other stuff
Another followed the same thread
but then my throat felt rough
I tried to visualise the clock
It was on the other wall
The nurse was talking in my ear
it made no sense at all !

A sudden realisation dawned
They'd done the flippin' op !
No wonder head was spinning
and my chest felt it was crushed

I didnt even take a peek
I lay there sleepily smiling
I drifted in and out I think
Could not believe the timing
Id lost a major chunk of time
yet thought i'd hadn't gone
Was busy answering questions
and then the job was done!

There wasnt any pain infact
but breathing was quite scary
contraptions velcroed to my legs
(I wonder were they hairy?!)
The nurse was needed everytime
I ventured to the loo
My dangley little bottles, yes,
they both had to come too!

Spire was just amazing
I cannot fault the staff
The food was better than at home
That really made them laugh!

And so here ends my ditty
It has been oh quite fun
Now over to you lot
I think it is your turn!!

...come on then!!
Michas x

LOL I dont believe it - I just just posted a whole new thread with a monster poem !!!! Go check it out - and please all add new poems to that thread otherwise im gonna feel michas-no-mates!!

x

Thats brilliant hun!

x x x

Michas, we may have been at back of the line
when boobies dished out at begining of time
now ba's behind us and bra shopping to come
but brains you got loads and I just got some!! xx

You are just fab!!!!! xx

I have no brains....but truly admire you ladies and thank you for making me smile...Brill xx

great poems girls!! never fail to make me smile!! x x

michas wrote:LOL I dont believe it - I just just posted a whole new thread with a monster poem !!!! Go check it out - and please all add new poems to that thread otherwise im gonna feel michas-no-mates!!

x

have merged the poem into this thread so we can keep them all together, great poem Mischa x x

haha! Love this thread - Had to give it a go!

Boob envy!
Boob hate!
Had to set a boob date!

Boob addiction!
Boob glare!
Can not wait for my new pair!

Boob day!
Boob sleep!
I pray the lord my soul to keep!

Boob owner!
Boob adoration!
Oh no! Here comes the constipation!!

Boob swell!
Boob fluff!
Stop growing now! That's enough!

Boob happy!
Boob content!
Best money I ever spent!!!!!!

Cookie; boobs I love it!!

Poem resurrection -

Grab some tea and have a read
this thread is so much fun


(I'm tired now! )

oooh this thread is great what a fab idea katie!

Glad you like it Hattie......... so wheres your poem!!! xx

Heeheee thanks for resurrecting this Kate - love this thread! :thumbs:

katie wrote:Glad you like it Hattie......... so wheres your poem!!! xx

eeeeerrmm

Just bumping this thread back up because I love it! LOL :boobchick:

Before joining this forum I felt sad and depressed,
I would moan about boobs, husband said "Aw give it a rest",
I said I would look into having a boob job,
Husband said "anything just to shut that gob",

So I searched and I searched,
looked at MYA and Transform,
I thought to myself, is this really the norm?,
I struggled and struggled, I needed advice
I asked my sister, but she wasn't nice!

Feeling ashamed I ran from her house,
After her rant I was meek like a mouse,
Husband said "she is a cow,
"You two are related?? I think how??"

Till one day I was searching I googled boob job,
And up popped this forum and I thought Oh My God!!
There were girls on there that sounded like me
I couldn't stop myself and I jumped up and shouted YIPPEE!

The advice which was given was honest and true,
After one day of joining I didn't feel so blue,
the ladies were so helpful, I made instant friends,
I hope time on this forum never ends,

there's Cookie and Nads and Natalia to,
Abby NurseSophie and of course Ruby Roo,
This poem is crap but my feels true,
It's one great big thank you
For me to all of you xx

p.s my husband didn't say that about my boobs but he did about my sister!