Stand back, I am going to poke someones eye out...

Just wanted to share that I went (with the rest of the world) to Bluewater this weeked to John Lewis and got my girls measured by the Master of the Boob called Roma (who was amazing) and I am................wait for it...............
30/32 ff or g............
MOTHER OF GOD................... I cannot believe it!!!!!!!!!
I have bras that my son could wear as a hat? :pale:
The lady asked me what size I used to be and i said 34b and she said that I had no way ever been that size across my back and no wonder I ended up wanting my boobs done as they got wrecked wearing the wrong size all my life. She said she guaranteed I was 30/32 d and as I had had the wrong size it was like I had never worn a bra.
She asked if I got measured when I was pregnant/breastfeeding and I said no and she was horrified!!
Ah well!
If anyone wants a good measuring (!) go and see her she is brilliant and knows more about boobs than anyone I have spoken to - I told her I am going to recommend her to my PS as she should be his PA!
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peewee wrote:
I have bras that my son could wear as a hat? :pale:

Excellent hun, sounds like you had a surprise there!

woohoo!! big boobies!!! Bet you're so relieved to finally know your true bra size at last xx

Wow Peewee, you officially have big boobs Well you def got your money's worth there, and thanks for the tip re bra buying., I will def go there for my first bra buys, can't wait!

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oh it's safety glasses all round then well done sweetie you should be well happy with them bazoomas

Finnie xxx

peewee wrote:Just wanted to share that I went (with the rest of the world) to Bluewater this weeked to John Lewis and got my girls measured by the Master of the Boob called Roma (who was amazing) and I am................wait for it...............
30/32 ff or g............
MOTHER OF GOD................... I cannot believe it!!!!!!!!!
I have bras that my son could wear as a hat? :pale:

Oh peewee you're sooo funny!! :lol: Congrats on the FF/G!! You will be poking someones eye out with those babies!! xxx

You know what I got measured before at a Debenhams and the woman said I was a 32 E and got me a shock absorber and it blatantly does not fit right - now my Master of the Boob has taught me all I know! And why do they make shock absorbers out of sandpaper?!! It's evil and ugly......
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Wow Peewee what a result!

Isnt it ace to be measured properly? I think all sports bras are pretty evil contraptions. I mean who wants pointy boobs with crazy paving imprints on them after wearing a 'comfy, supportive' bra all day?

Congrats on the boobs.

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ha ha!! your so right - they make your boobs look like one of those 50's cross you heart bra ads. Ouch! Hot! And its made all the more uncomfy by the fact the old bag measured me wrong there so I was struggling to breathe! £26 down the pan.............anyone want a second hand one careful owner shock absorber in 32e??
xx