Things they don't tell you to expect after your BA

The what I've named as the bra blues!
So girls I'm like 4 weeks post op and have 2 weeks left of my sports bra!
I have cried pretty much every weekend since my BA coz the weather has been fab and I've been stuck in this bra which is a bi*ch to cover up!
So I've had no pub days (I have a date on friday with my new interest and I'm going through the WTF do I wear to cover this hammock?)

So just to confirm- yes I do cry weekly at my ugly sports bra! Hahaha nuts! Xxx

Lola you got a new bloke? Did the other one get fed up with your bras being displayed on wash day? xxxxx

Hahahahahaha! Oh god imagine if that was the case!!!! No we split up 2 years ago and were trying again and it just didn't work.... I'm proper gutted but hey at least we tried!

So yetti I now have the dilemma of "what if I want to get jiggy with my new interest" how the Eff am I going to get this hammock off without him seeing it? As we are such good friends he'll make a joke of it and that'll just mortify me! Xxxx

Lola it will have to be a Bridget Jones BIG PANTIES moment pmsl PLEASE LET US KNOW HOW THAT GOES hehehehe

Sorry but in all seriousness if he likes you that much I am sure you want be able to put him off that fast.
You could do a fast dash to the loo to get it off and hide it in your bag although it will have to be a big hand bag you take out to hide your huge sports bra in.
They really dont make these things in a sexy manner grrrrr xxxxxxxx

Hahahaha I don't really be like "oh hang on let me go to the bathroom as he may think somethings wrong with me"

Maybe I shoudl start a new thread! Hahahahahaha! I may just have to say right now look away please luv and hide it! Hahahaha xxx

Anyway girls its SO NOT happening that quickly! Its taken him 5 years to get me to go on dates with him
Poor bloke!!!! He's patient I give him that! Xxx

Sory sweets out of intrest what sports bra are you wearing?? And ur right he cant get it that easy!! Lol!! Let him wonder with his thoughts for a while lol! Jus wear a good sexy dress
Xx

Oh rae I've got 16 bras!
Erm I've got M&S, asda, tesco and john lewis ones!

I'm gonna go for the m&s one on date night tthough as its neon pink and looks like a proper sports bra so its not granni'fied! Xxx

ohh wow!!! Hahha!! Thats so funny!!

Sounds good!! None grannified bra lol!! Xxx

Well Lola you make it sound like I'm experience on dates which end up getting jiggy ........well ok maybe you're talking to the right girl . Seriously though I guess if you want to get jiggy, then get him drunk coz when he wakes in the morning with the memory of the hammocks you can convince him that was a weird dream No really seriously like Butterfly2 says if he is worthy of being able to enjoy your new body then you must feel that he is the kinda guy who will not mock your sexy underwear!!!!!! Besides what's wrong with having a laugh during jiggy...As my bf once lowered me gently to the floor to place me naked infront of the open fire (yeah I'm setting the scene here girls) I let rip the biggest fart from my lady area......I was so embarrassed but we just both collapsed into fits of laughter and with every bit of laughter I continued the ricta scale fart (I think it was a 10 on the scale). OOoh Lola can't wait to hear the gory details xxxx