Any Embarrasing moments

Oh yes that would be fun...Be even funnier in a cafe or pub dont ya think haha

tee hee for sure. I'm down South near Ashford in Kent, where are you?

I am up north Cheshire my brother used to live in Kent

whereabouts did he live? Do you remember? I split my time between Kent and Sussex now coz that's where my man lives.

can't remember he is in the army if that helps lol

Lol Yetti, your one about the bus reminded me of something... I was in Japan where my fiance was based in the US Navy. Well, one night we went out in Tokyo, just me and a bunch of handsome, young, American sailors. It was the Navy's Christmas party and I was dressed up in a beautiful dress and kiler heels. I was swishing through the streets looking glam when we decided to go into an underground club. I started my descent down the stairs and... slipped down the bottom 4, landing in a heap at the bottom! With legs akimbo, knickers on show, I was absolutely mortified, looked up and saw all these men staring at me. My fiance was not impressed to say the least PMSL!
And the fanny fart story reminded me once of when I went camping. It was me, my fiance and my best mate and her bloke. We shared a 2 room tent. Well, in the middle of the night, me and my man started getting a bit frisky, trying to be as quiet as possible. We suddenly heard the sound of gentle slapping from the room next to us. We stopped for a sec and looked quizzically at each other and then it dawned on us, as the noise picked up rhythm that it was my friend's blokes balls slapping against her bum... I started laughing out loud and then suddenly the force made me let out a whopping great fanny fart! My fiance started laughing, them in the next room starting cracking up too and the whole thing was absolutely mortifying for all of us! PMSL!

Lol flowergirl that is tooooooooooo funny. My kids just asked what I'm laughing at and I can't even begin to tell them!!!

My kids just asked what I'm laughing at and I can't even begin to tell them!!!

Well, it's like this sweetheart - there are a bunch of crazy ladies I'm talking to on the internet and ...............
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My son always wants to know what I am laughing at while I am on here and he is getting very good at reading over my shoulder so now I have to be very aware 12 year old asking what fanny farts are would not be good at all lol

My daughter came home from school the other day and said "Mum all the kids have been talking about something and I dont know what it means" so I asked what it was and she replied "it's a dildo" again another one of those choking on my spit moments. I was honest and told her it's a sex toy, she then said "well apparently every mum has got one"...."have you"......OMG think think think what do I say.....do I be honest and say "one in every colour sweetie" ...NO I lie to my baby......I say "No darling Mummy hasn't got one".

HEHEHEHE I think I would DIE if my kids asked me that, like you it would be a No lol.

Since my daughter has started secondary school she is coming out with all sorts. Last week she said she heard people talking about gaining head....I said a) you've got is slightly wrong darling and b) there are some things your mother just isn't going to help you with!!!!!

lol yes i have a few funny stories over the years with chicken fillets but i still wear mine when i go out as they are great for pushing you implants together to give that ultimate cleavage and the funny thing is noone would even think your still using them after your ba so everyone actually thinks they are bigger than wot they really are lol.
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I remember years ago I was at a party with my best friend. It was her extended family throwing this party so she is really relaxed having a good time not a care in the world. We decide to join some people in the living room where they are all having a dance. We are dancing away and she notices that some lads that are friends are watching so she starts getting down to the beat and all that. Next thing ya know the padding from her bra is flying across the room. Omg her face was a picture I wanted to rip up laughing but decide to shimmy over do a bend down low and pick it up for her. But then I have padding in my hand so as only a true friend would I stick it down her top. She saw the funny side after a stiff drink. She was very embarrassed bless her

These are amazing :)
I was shopping with my friend years ago - we were in the body shop and I had just paid for my items - I went back over to my friend who was browsing the lip balms, crept up behind, rested my chin on her shoulder and said "boo"! Well she turned round and it wasn't my friend was it!! No, my friend was standing at the door peeing her pants at the colour of my face!!

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Haha Minx that is so funny. My mate did that to my Ex when we where together. He was sitting on my sideboard and she just walked over and rested her head against him. It took her ages to realise what me and her fella where laughing it. She also grabbed his butt once when we where all walking around town hehe

My daughter once announced at a big family dinner that I'd got no hairs on my tuppence! I was mortified she was 4 what could I say

Lol thats funny. My daughter asked me when she was about 3 or 4 why I had grass growing on my tuppence that was funny

ha ha i'd mown my lawn x

i have two for you.
first : me, myhusband, and 34 friends went to cuba, ours rooms werent ready when we got to the hotel so we got our bathing suits on in the bathroom, and put our luggage at the frint desk so we could go sit at the beach and drink until they were. i i have my bathing suit on, shorts over bottom and bikini top,, i bend over to put something in my bag, stand up and hands over my head putting my hair in a pony tail, and my brother in-law says "um shawn" (my husband) and looks towards me, my husband then throws his towel on me laughing histarically. when i bent over my boobs fell out of my shirt and i was flashing them full out in the lobby of the hotel LMAO

send - after i got my ba, my daughter (2yrs old) seen my boobs with the steri strips and brown bc of the blood. so she says "mommy did keida poop on your boobs" (keida is our dog).. so bc i didnt want to explain it to her, i said yup, and then covered up. so she knew i was sore the first few days, andi went with my mom to look at a potential apartment she might rent..i was in a LOT of pain this day for some reason, so i said mom im going to the car, bc im hurting, and my daughter says out loud to the man showing it " yeah mommy hurt bc keida pooped on her boobs" OMG !!!!!

Lol these are so funny :-)

I was in a shop changing room once wiht my daughter who was very young then. I had on a pair on knickers that had a picture of a cat on the front (don't know why but I did) and as I was getting changed my daughter shouted really loud "I can see your **naughty word**"....OMG I cracked up laughing but felt so embarrassed as people must have thought I allowed my daughter to call a womans privare area a **naughty word**!

Another funny thing was when my daughter urgently needed a poo and we had to use public toilets on the beach. We were the only people in there and my daughter went into the cubicle to do her poo. Then an older lady came in and went into the cubicle. About 20 seconds later there was a massive fart sound so I thought it must be my daughter and I just said "Oh that was a loud one" and laughed, thinking that you couldn't possibly not mention it so might as well confront it full on....when my daughter came out she was trying so hard not to laugh and she looked and me and quietly mouthed "that wasn't me mummy"....OH I was so embarrassed for the woman in the cubicle we swiftly left to allow her some dignity!

Oh just realised that my word for Cat which has a ussy sound has been blanked out :-)

Yetti as always I am ripped up laughing at your tales.

My daughter was quite slow to talk which was fine, but then when she did learn a few works every Man, waman and child she saw was Mummy or Daddy, OMG I got really funny looks when I took her shopping etc and ever man she saw was DADDY eeeek

Lol butterly....bet there were a few twitchy people wondering if they recognised you!!!!

Hahaha I bet it to Yetti, Bet half of them got there ears chewed off when they got home too hehehe