Any Embarrasing moments

OMG flowergirl soooooooooooo funny

Oh I've just remembered something else. I used to work in a Hotel we had a new girl start and it was my job to train her in my dept. We had been pre told about a certain condition that she had so I have no excuse here.....but whilst I was showing her some bits on the computer I was kicking what I thought was the leg of my table.......it wasn't until she moved I realised I had been booting her false leg Oh I felt so bad for her....we had been warned about it but it hadn't been spoken about and she looked so embarrassed. Oh the shame!!!

lol Yetti... we seem to be made of the same batch!
I rung up the hairdressers the other day and accidentally asked for a Cut and Bl*w Job rather than a Cut and Blow Dry! I was met with stunned silence! haha!
And I accidentally declared rather loudly in Tesco yesterday that my trolley had, "a Wonky Willy!" rather than a wonky wheel! The woman in front of me turned around and cracked up in my face!

Oh that made me laugh out loud. I heard a young lad in a supermarket the other day ask the woman who was training him "where does the placenta go"....I think he meant pancetta.....She laughed at him and I laughed so much a little bit of wee came out

I went into MacDonald once and was being served by a lad, so I say can I have to cheese burger happy meals and a Big Mac meal with a large Co*k instead of coke Omg I near died the shame I had no choice but to wait for the food as well

Lol butterfly how funny.

Once when I was told my a mechanic that my front near tyre needed changing re my MOT I took it swiftly to quickfit and asked the guy for a front rear tyre. He cracked up, got some of the other lads to listen and and asked me to say it again. Not realising my error I said loud and clearly "I NEED A FRONT REAR TYRE PLEASE"......Oh the shame

Haha thats classic Yetti

On holiday one year I was in the hotel bar and noticed a HAPPY HOUR sign, so me being me and being english asked the bar manager how long happy hour would be.......Well he says an hour of course. So everyone including me ripes up laughing (at me)...Untill I oint out to the soft english people that hello in are own country if happy hour was only an hour we wouldn't even bother that is why in our country happy hour is like 3 till 6 etc etc......well that shut them up and I had a laugh at them

hahahah i'm laughing so much at these...
a few years ago i was in burger king and as i was waiting in the queue then i put one of my feet back to stand more comfortably, anyway i noticed that the flooring was like uneven as if it had like lifted up and was out of place, so i started subtly just stamping on it and pressing really hard on it to try and flatten it.

I then looked down and saw it was someones foot :pale: i was mortified, the woman who i was stamping on leaned over me and said "can i help you?". I wanted to just scream and run!!!

That is funny amy.
I have done the kicking under the table thinking it was table leg when it was actually someones leg eeek

When I was at college I always wore the newly out gel filled bra's - they were my saviour! Anyway, I was doing a presentation in front of the group completely oblivious that the gel pocket had punctured and was leaking. When I went to the loo at lunchtime I had a big wet patch that looked like I was lactating.........nightmare! Was so embarrassed - nobody ever mentioned it thank god! x

Millie thats funny,
Only leaked a few times when breast feeding think the worst one was when I was wearing a black blouse and I had to jump up to answer the door, I had a feeling I was leaking but knew for sure when the man on my door step had a look or 2. lol

Ooh, a lactating one, now that has made me remember a particularly funny 'incident'
We moved into our house 8 years ago when daughter number three was nearly 8 weeks old. We were still getting lots of presents from rellies and friends at that stage. This one day postie had a parcel which wouldn't fit the letterbox so he duly knocked on the door. I was breastfeeding but being experienced AND wearing a breastfeeding top, got up and opened the door. He handed over all the mail and said parcel which I had to sign the book for and I was mid signature when he moved back really fast. I thought he had fallen off the step for a second but NO, my lovely daughter was now full, asleep and had fallen off my breast and my milk was quirting out like a Catherine Wheel all over the place, including his red book!!
Thank God he retired two months later!!

Oh Kayla, that is so, so funny
xx

I had a boyfriend for a year and a half and i never showed him my boobs i hated them THAT much!! :O
As i got a bit older i kind of didnt mind as much, but the feeling of showin what little i had when sleeping with someone for the first time was horrible all that would be going through my head is 'omg i bet he thinks they are so small'

I used to HATE gettin changed for p.e in high school aswell i used to take my top off in a really weird way, i used to unbutton my shirt put my p.e polo top over my head pull it down and then take the shirt off THEN put my arms in my top... and i used to try and do it really really really fast and always try to get the corner space in the changing rooms LOL!!
it was strange because i was quite confident in school apart from in changing rooms! all my friends used to walts around in their pretty bras doin their make up n chattin n i used to be terrified of someone seein my padded bra and STILL having small boobs. Obviously i look back and realise how stupid it was but at the time to me it was such a big big big deal Xxxxxx

Well littlewisher I bet you'd be the one now prancing around in your bra!!! xxx

I got my heel caught in the hem of a long skirt once as I was coming down the spiral stairs on a bus....I landed head first in front of all the people in the lower lever with my skirt around my neck!!! I don't "do" buses anymore.

Oh I've just remembered a REALLY embarrassing moment and this was bad.....when I first started seeing my new man (who I love dearly) we of course were at "it" like rabbits. One lovely evening we got a bit frisky on my sofa and we were really going for it then in a romantic gesture (coz I have a large open fire) he lifted me gently in his strong arms (yeah ok ladies I'm trying to make it like a love story novel here) and gently laid me infront of the fire. As I laid out on the floor my body played the cruelest joke on me ever........My virgina let rip the biggest, longest, loudest fanny fart I've ever experienced. I swear it was 8.3 on the ricta scale. My bf cracked up laughing and I collapsed into hysterical laughter and with each peice of laughter came an aftershock of wind!!!!!

Of course we totally lost the moment and ended up drinking hot chocolate by the fire

OMG Yettiricey that is the bloody funniest thing I have ever read you have a talent for writing I swear you could win awards for this stuff xxx

Lol my mates say that all the time....I always wanted to do a blog but totally can't work out how to do one. Me and my friends have such a laugh with all our funny stories....I dream about writing a book called "girls night in" and have all my mates and their mates divulge their funny stories and then putting them into a book. Woman are so funny and honest and I love that.

OMG Yettiricey you remind me of my mum! She's hilarious and always has the funniest stories.. you need to write a book!

Yes, between this thread and the 'Have you ever.....' thread you would have a great source of material LOL

Tee hee Carol...you are so going to be in my book.....I love the one where you leant forward and let rip!!!!

Get on to writing a book Yetti I tell you what I would buy it, It would be like the calendar girls but in book form with so many different womens stories in it every women would read it...

Well if I do then I'll defo get all your lovely lot here to tell me your funny stories and I'd make sure they all got in xxxx

It would give us all a very good reason to meet up if nothing else, now that would end with some very funny stories I am sure, what a laugh we would all have tee hee

I was thinking that today....wouldn't it be fun to have a boobie conference, it would be mans dream, all the ladies showing off their boobies and comparing notes xxx