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Post by yettiricey 16th February 2011, 12:27 pm

I've just been prancing around my bedroom having shoved my sons football socks down my bra dance I haven't got round to doing the rice test yet (maths is not my strong point and I can't quite work out how to measure the correct amount of special fried rice to create an implant size Hysterical

I first tried some trainer socks but they did nothing to enhance my size nope so I then tried normal socks and again I wasn't happy growl so I found the biggest socks I could find, shoved them in my bra and hey presto I'm boobilitious Flash so you see I haven't got boob greed yet as I'm still trying to deal with my sock greed :doh: I will of course seek medical advise for this sock greed condition and will get treatment before I move on to my boob greed yahoo

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Post by angbabyxx 16th February 2011, 12:30 pm

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Post by yettiricey 16th February 2011, 12:31 pm

thank you
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Post by Zzz1981 16th February 2011, 12:43 pm

Your hilarious!!! Hysterical Hysterical
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Post by yettiricey 16th February 2011, 12:47 pm

cheers ladies, I work from home so I have to be funny coz there's noone else here to make me laugh coffee screen I often sit here chuckling away to myself and stuff that's going on in my head Hysterical

If I get some time over the next couple of days I'll do one of my famous poems :-) I'm known for it and have done loads for friends bday's or leaving do's etc and I did a good one about farting...am I allowed to upload a poem about farting?
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Post by yettiricey 16th February 2011, 12:50 pm

Ps I'm also famous for farting....only amongst my friends and family, I'm not on sky news of anything like that Hysterical
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Post by abbie 16th February 2011, 12:50 pm

haha
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Post by alfie 16th February 2011, 12:51 pm

I could do with a good laugh yettiricey, get writing hun, you can put it in the 'just for fun' section.

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Post by yettiricey 16th February 2011, 12:53 pm

Ok it's already written, I wrote it ages ago after a bad spell of gut rot!!! Lol it will be there shortly. xxx
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Post by yettiricey 16th February 2011, 12:55 pm

it's there Bum Wiggle
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Post by Rach26 16th February 2011, 1:57 pm

lmao you are so funny hun!!! I have been nearly wetting myself reading this thread!!!!!

(oh, and for the rice test, you take what size implants your surgeon has suggested (say for example 400cc) and as 1cc = approx 1gram you measure out 400grams of not cooked rice (measure it in a jug or something) then pour it into an old stocking or sandwich bag and tie off the end as close to the rice as you can. Then repeat for the other boobie. Then place down your bra and wander around feeling on top of the world!!!! lol)
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Post by yettiricey 16th February 2011, 2:05 pm

Thanks Rach and I'm glad I made you laugh :-)

I will defo try this....do I need to buy a bigger bra before I stuff it with my pilau or should I wear my current bra?
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Post by hattie260 16th February 2011, 8:56 pm

I found a strtchy, non padded bra and just put them in that - its def worth doing a rice test - but it's not accurate just gives you an idea.

Now.. I'm off to read the fart poem Sock Greed :-) 557141
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Post by lindylou22 16th February 2011, 9:04 pm

Lol that's so funny!!!

Does your son know what you've been up to with his socks?!!? LMAO!!

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Post by carol_s 16th February 2011, 9:17 pm

Hysterical Hysterical Hysterical Hysterical Hysterical Hysterical

That was so funny
................ but if you want to swap sock greed for rice test greed just substitute the pillau rice for pillow rice LOL
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Post by kaboobie 16th February 2011, 9:31 pm

When I did the rice test, I was told to measure the same as cc,
so 250 cc is 250g, one cup... hope this helps
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Post by yettiricey 17th February 2011, 8:32 am

Lol no my son doesn't know what I have been doing with his socks!!!! LMAO he would never play football again and would need to go into therapy for the remainder of his childhood Hysterical
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