Pre-BA blues *Rant* - please join in for a giggle!
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Re: Pre-BA blues *Rant* - please join in for a giggle!
h ha ha, i can just imagine that now!! lol xxJulie123 wrote:One thing I am glad that doesn't happen now is that when getting jiggy with my hubby. You know the dreaded moment when the bra comes off and it gets slung across the room...................................and it hits the wall with a massive thud from the chicken fillets lol
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jen86 wrote:that really ia too funny!! was just telling it to my bf and he didnt know what i meant! he was like why did a chicken fillett fall from her bra?? who keeps poultry in their bra???!! lol men!!Peachy34 wrote:My friend bent over a table in a pub and her chicken fillet fell out into someones pint I really felt for her it was sooooooo embarrassing!!
Blokes yoiu've gotta love then. My Nan actually thought girls put real chicken fillets in their bras and commented on how they might catch food poisoning if they cooked them after lol !!
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Lol i love nans there so funny x x
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haha ladies you have all made my day with these wonderful stories!
so THANK YOU for sharing :)
I have a couple stories story to add...
i was playing PS3 and it was the boxing game (mireless controller thingys), long story short, seeing as i had been playing for a while i got all sweaty and my fillets happened to slip out from my bra and top! - worst of all, i was playing with a bunch of guys and they are laughed at me for being flat chested :(
I also HATE going swimming, i havent EVER worn a bikini because i dont have anything to fill them out so i just wear a padded bra and a top... this one time i wore a padded bra and then as soon as the water touched it, it got swollen up HEAPS with water and i got out of the water and my mate was like "geez since when did your boobs get huge?!" haha i was like um never and pushed the bra and all the water leaked out! :O
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so THANK YOU for sharing :)
I have a couple stories story to add...
i was playing PS3 and it was the boxing game (mireless controller thingys), long story short, seeing as i had been playing for a while i got all sweaty and my fillets happened to slip out from my bra and top! - worst of all, i was playing with a bunch of guys and they are laughed at me for being flat chested :(
I also HATE going swimming, i havent EVER worn a bikini because i dont have anything to fill them out so i just wear a padded bra and a top... this one time i wore a padded bra and then as soon as the water touched it, it got swollen up HEAPS with water and i got out of the water and my mate was like "geez since when did your boobs get huge?!" haha i was like um never and pushed the bra and all the water leaked out! :O
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I didn't go swimming till I was about 20 and my mum bought my this really good gel bikini! But even now I rarely go! I'e experienced the padded bra expanding incident though on a school trip when I was about 17! I ended up just sitting by the pool and making my excuses! So glad I'm not the only one these stories apply to! Xxx
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awww girls the ones about the padded bikini is funny!! i never imagined that ppl would miss out on swimming cos there boobs r too small. but bless you, that sounds embarrasing at the time. I was always worried about looking fat when i was younger and going swimming with school (looked at pics f me...i so wasnt!!) we worry bout things too much when were younger. I liked my boobs tho...of course n then they shrunk.
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these stories are soooo funny
My worst moment was when I'd been kinda dating a guy but we'd not slept together or anything as I really wasn't sure about him. Anyway over lunch one day in a restaurant I was doing the "It's not really what I'm looking for" chat and he said "can I just ask you something"? "of course" I replied and he then said very loudly "have you actually got ANY T*ts".....OMG I was so embarrassed I just sorted out the bill and left
My worst moment was when I'd been kinda dating a guy but we'd not slept together or anything as I really wasn't sure about him. Anyway over lunch one day in a restaurant I was doing the "It's not really what I'm looking for" chat and he said "can I just ask you something"? "of course" I replied and he then said very loudly "have you actually got ANY T*ts".....OMG I was so embarrassed I just sorted out the bill and left
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Aww these stories are so funny, but so tragic! God I'm so glad to be rid of those bloody chicken fillets! I'm a silly drunk and had a habbit of whipping them out in the pub and passing them round for a giggle!
A guy once came up to me in a bar and said "can I just ask you, would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet?" I looked at him with a confused face and said erm no! To which he replied "Well why do you wear a bra"? Cheeky bast**d!!
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A guy once came up to me in a bar and said "can I just ask you, would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet?" I looked at him with a confused face and said erm no! To which he replied "Well why do you wear a bra"? Cheeky bast**d!!
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