Pre-BA blues *Rant* - please join in for a giggle!

I haven't got anymore to add but have been in all those situations and felt exactly the same, especially the leaning over to get something and realise everyone is looking at my non-existant boobs and padded bra !! lol

My friend bent over a table in a pub and her chicken fillet fell out into someones pint I really felt for her it was sooooooo embarrassing!!

@Peachy!

My daughter has a chicken fillet tale too which I've just been given permission to share LOL

We were abroad on a girly holday for my 40th birthday, were dancing away in a bar and with my daughter being a dancer she gets really carried away by the music, she secretly passed her drunken mother her chicken fillets to avoid any falling embarrasment, came back to me later wanting the fillets and there's only one in me bag!

We scoured the bar searching for this fillet having no joy and then with my daughters permission we asked the DJ to request everyone search for the fillet! The entire bar were looking for this chicken fillet, some even coming up to us offering their sympathy 'cos the same thing had happened to them sometime and they felt sorry for her

I think we cried laughing all the way back to the hotel and she never forgave me for her wonky boobed journey back to the hotel!

Gotta love them fillets!

I had a gel bra burst on me one night. It sent a horrid sort of greasy stain all down my top and was totally visible.

So not only did I have a huge stain down my top I also had no boob on one side as I had sewn the pockets up on my bras to stop any fillets escaping lol

Haha I love all these stories so much!! Everything Ariaangie said I can relate too, luckily I havent got any embarassing chicken fillet stories about myself though!

I think I've had all my embarassing moments covered!!! Chicken fillets, sticky bras, the lot.I do have one other tho, Went out one night on holiday with a really low cut maxi dress on and wore one of those padded clear-strap bras on to pad me out. Anywy halfway through the night the thing snapped in the middle and I was left with a cup under each armpit! I dont know what as worse, that or having to spend the rest of the night in a saggy dress!!!

lol i can definatly relate 2 these posts although i have never had a chicken fillet fall out i allways have the booby tape ready lol, can't wait till i can throw away my chicken fillets & wear a nice bra that fits with out padding it out x x

Haha yeah i hate boob tape!! strapless dresses ...i can never decide whether to tape the bra to my boobs or my dress to them as i get the massive gaping!! Haha and lifting my arms up in a strapless bra and seeing my nipples! or is that just me?!

cookie wrote: @Peachy!

My daughter has a chicken fillet tale too which I've just been given permission to share LOL

We were abroad on a girly holday for my 40th birthday, were dancing away in a bar and with my daughter being a dancer she gets really carried away by the music, she secretly passed her drunken mother her chicken fillets to avoid any falling embarrasment, came back to me later wanting the fillets and there's only one in me bag!

We scoured the bar searching for this fillet having no joy and then with my daughters permission we asked the DJ to request everyone search for the fillet! The entire bar were looking for this chicken fillet, some even coming up to us offering their sympathy 'cos the same thing had happened to them sometime and they felt sorry for her

I think we cried laughing all the way back to the hotel and she never forgave me for her wonky boobed journey back to the hotel!

Gotta love them fillets!

lol, that is sooo funny!! your daughter has some guts cookie!! thats hilarious!!

Peachy34 wrote:My friend bent over a table in a pub and her chicken fillet fell out into someones pint I really felt for her it was sooooooo embarrassing!!

that really ia too funny!! was just telling it to my bf and he didnt know what i meant! he was like why did a chicken fillett fall from her bra?? who keeps poultry in their bra???!! lol men!!

okay, well i cant really say i have experienced any of those, apart from the saddest one...turning away from my br whn i get changed at night! NOT ANY MORE!!! MWAHH HA HA HA HA

Lol i love this rant i have finally realised im not the only person thats been though all of this. Had to laugh at my partner he picked up one of my gel party feet thinking Ti was something that went in my bra bless him x x

Haha there is going to be a generation of topless ladies showing off their new fabulous boobies!!

cherry wrote:Lol i love this rant i have finally realised im not the only person thats been though all of this. Had to laugh at my partner he picked up one of my gel party feet thinking Ti was something that went in my bra bless him x x

lol!!! thats funny!! xxx

That is sooooooo funny but also really nice to know that these things are happening to other people too.

My worst it because I lost my boobs when I lost all my weight and me and my bofriend had an 8 week break when we got back together , the first night the first thing he said was 'where have they all gone' xx

One thing I am glad that doesn't happen now is that when getting jiggy with my hubby. You know the dreaded moment when the bra comes off and it gets slung across the room...................................and it hits the wall with a massive thud from the chicken fillets lol

Haha the fillets flying everywhere are awful! Men must be so confused!
Julie what size are you now? Im having 340cc implants xx

I had 345cc unders, I am 5ft 8stone and was (I thought a 34 a) I am now a 32 E !!!! Yeeeeeeehhhhhh!!!!! I have boobies!!!!!!!!

When I work out how to upload pictures and create a picture trail you can have a look if you want xx

Yeah I thought I was a 34 A but after trying on 32 A i raelised i have been wearing the wrong size bra for years, oops! Ooo im jealous i want boobies now!! xx

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Peachy34 wrote: was just telling it to my bf and he didnt know what i meant! he was like why did a chicken fillett fall from her bra?? who keeps poultry in their bra???!! lol men!!

That is hillarious Jen, men are so naive xx

I always thought I was the only one this sort of thing happened to! Here are my experiences:

I was on holiday with my bf and a few of his friends and I was wearing a padded bikini when my bf whispered to me that my nipples were showing because of the gap between the bikini and my chest! So embarrassing
Also, I have a friend that gropes our boobs when she's drunk. I was wearing 3(!) push up bras one night and she grabbed them and loudlly proclaimed in front of everyone, "wow, how much padding have you got on?!" i could have slapped her!
And of course the thud of all my padding coming off at night!
So glad I have my boobies now! Xx

Julie123 wrote:I had a gel bra burst on me one night. It sent a horrid sort of greasy stain all down my top and was totally visible.

So not only did I have a huge stain down my top I also had no boob on one side as I had sewn the pockets up on my bras to stop any fillets escaping lol

The same happened to me at a wedding a few years back, it was at a family wedding of my hubbys (Then BF) was the 1st time I met his family!! Cring everytime i think about it! Am still the butt of jokes 13 yrs on.

My worst moment, and the one that made up my mind for me, was in M&S trying to find a bra that might fit, and the assistant said "Hun, you should really try the kiddies section"

I plan on getting her for my 1st bra fitting when they arrive

Bra shopping is the worst :-( I really hate it! I can't wait to have something to actually fill the pretty bras!! Xx

I cant wait till I can do some unpadded bra shopping and see my nipples through my top instead of them chaffing against my mattress bra!
I hate the fact that even in a size 6 vest top my right floobie (Flat Boobie) always seems to be hanging out due to lack of shape and boobie! funny stories ladies lol xxx