The weirdest boob obsessed thing you've done??

I was sat in a very formal work setting today...
There was a beautiful portrait of the queen in her youth hanging upon the wall. She was wearing a long, elegant gown, and sat at a window staring out across a rolling sea. Yes, that's right... I caught myself checking out her boobs. Even the queen is not safe from me. "Oh, look at the queen's boobs" I said to myself "I wonder what size they are...?"

Dear Queen,

I write to your Highness with the utmost respect, to ask for just a small and insignificant piece of information....

Hmmm....
Maybe not!!!

LL
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haha that's hilareous! I can't say I have envied the queen's boobs but Princess Diana and Kate Middleton's maybe!

Yes, it's apparently a common side effect LL. Everytime I watched a program on telly I was looking at all the girls boobies, wondering if they had had a boob job (if they were largish) or saying to myself "you'd look better if you had a boob job" if they were small.
Still I suppose it makes a change from checking out the shoes they are wearing LOL
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Haha!! Have any of you ever been caught looking at other girls boobs? My other half is always catching me taking sneaky glances! I always thought it was supposed to be the other way around!!

LL
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I check out everyones boobs... I feel like a right perv cos all I think about is tits. I was in town shopping looking at everyones boobs as I walked around I felt like a right lez lol

I do too - still even though I have had mine for a while i dont' think the obsession ever goes!!!

When I was younger like 16/17 i think i used to obviously gawp at girls boobs when they were talking to me- you know like men do and they think you can't see where their eyes are well that was me!!! i swear all my friends must have thought i was a lesbian. The one day i realised how obvious i was being and decided to take a more subtle approach but i do take in a good eyeful when i can!

hattie260 wrote:I do too - still even though I have had mine for a while i dont' think the obsession ever goes!!!

When I was younger like 16/17 i think i used to obviously gawp at girls boobs when they were talking to me- you know like men do and they think you can't see where their eyes are well that was me!!! i swear all my friends must have thought i was a lesbian. The one day i realised how obvious i was being and decided to take a more subtle approach but i do take in a good eyeful when i can!

that was/is me too

LOL girls- You are all too friggen funny! I myself have been checking out boobs too for as long as I can remember! My Mom has big boobs (although we all joke that she had a BA when I was a toddler), and I was OBSESSED, mostly because she was always showing them off, and I had none!
The funniest/weirdest part for me, is she thinks mine are big now! When I showed her my boobs after the BA, she commented on how big and perky they are-I told her that hers were bigger and atill plenty perky too, and she whipped hers out to show her minor, minor sagging (again I think she had a BA, those things defy gravity) and we compared-(keep in mind my Mother is pretty private with her nakedness!) Mine look almost just like hers now that my areola and nipples don't seem giant on tiny boobies! ! I was still pretty high on pain meds, and we were laughing our asses off-Who would have ever thought! xx

LOL!!! I would die if my mum whipped out her boobs in front of me (not before having a good look though of course!)

Come to think of it, my M-I-L is well endowed herself and she is constantly and really obviously checking me out! It drives me nuts. She always makes comments about my figure as well, so she is definitely going to notice when I have this done... not a good thing as she couldn't hide her displeasure at my sister in law having it done!

eeeek!

LL
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Hahaha! Its my Father-in-law I worry about! He's always had a wondering eye and he seems to have taken a tad more interest recently....I haven't told him and I wonder if he suspects. We did the obligatory new years hugs and kisses and he squished me sooo tight - I coulda smacked him one - they are still tender! They must have felt like torpedoes!

Going back to our mothers boobs though - my mums are awful and a huge motivation for me to get a ba! You've heard the expression "golf balls in socks" Thats my mum!

My most boob obsessed thing though is being very obviously in love with 2 of my friends boobs! They are so perfect! And I quite openly worshipped them! And guess what??? I recently found out one of them had a ba years ago before we met!!

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Hahaha lindy, i love this!!!x

You feel on the verge of turning into a lesbot, looking at boobs all the time. Looking at other womens on the street, on the telly, saving them on to your computer and buying lad mags.

Some lad in work always has the sunday sport paper and i always look through at the boobs lol xxx

@Jem-I myself am in love with some of my friends boobs, and have also told them-one showed me them bare, and lets just say gravity has not been kind to her (and we were only 18 at the time), and I was only jealous when we got all dolled up, but secretly knew how terrible they were naked "rocks in socks"-LOL
@LindyLou22-I did almost die about 3 days after my Mom showed me-when it really occurred to me what had happened..LOL..My MIL recently helped us out financially with $1000 loan, and would be **naughty word** if she knew about my BA (although it was planned before the loan she gave us, it WAS NOT paid for until they day of surgery)-but I told my hubby I didn't care if the house burnt down and both of our cars died, I was having my surgery, and he was to ask her for the $!
Now I actually think my BFF aka SIL told her-just because its a juicy piece of gossip-My MIL seems aggravated with us lately and has been giving hubby the cold shoulder-TWATEVER, as I say! LOL-I got 'em now ans no-one can take 'em away! hehehehe xx

Oh I love this tit-gossip. I always look at other girls chests. I don't feel pervy at all. It's research! A lot of the time I tried to do it to talk myself out of a BA. Like 'oh come on! Mine aren't so bad'. But I had a little folder of breasts that I liked. Some were clothed and others weren't as I always thought that it was important that the breasts satisfied me in their clothed and naked state. You know you get the boobs that look great naked but with clothes look soooo obvious that they might as well still be naked. And with others they don't make much of an impression under garment, but when unleashed are so beautiful, plump and sexy!

I've got a mate with huge knockers. But they have stretch marks and I know in a few years they're gonna be scraping the floor.

I decided that if a genie ever came my way and asked me for three wishes I would ask for boobs like Sophie Marceau. I absolutely have loved her breasts since I was 15/16 years old. And if I could have any boob job Dita Von Teese would be the fake boobs I want. There's a stigma going around that fake boobs are tacky. Dita does NOT make them look tacky. Very classy and elegant indeed.

lol. i do the same thing girls. I feel like im more interested in girls than guys. haha. i too look at boobs during movies or magazines and wonder if theyre real. i also catch myself looking at other girls boobs and then begin to think if they noticed lol. i feel like i make it obvious. I hope my bf hasnt caught on to it. I must be worse than a guy haha hope they dont think im a perv. lol

"it was important that the breasts satisfied me in their clothed and naked state"

Haha, high maintentance, that sentence made me giggle for some reason!! It sounds like a very scientific and fact based approach. But I know precisely what you mean. I've only every seen one boob job website that shows after pictures both clothed and naked, but even then there were only about 7 pics.

Sophie Marceau has very pretty boobs... I mean, they're really feminine and elegant... but I agree that Dita Von Teese has a similar elegant look.

Of course it's all down to personal preference but I definitely want a really natural look. I saw a girl today who was walking along with her lovely boobies fairly well on show (I know, at this time of year!!), so I had a good ole look and was tempted to get my phone out but decided against it as I was also fearful of arrest!!

LL
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I just had a thought.. Can you imagine if we had a meet up - no one would bother looking at each others faces we would all be ogling each others chests and talking to each others titties

Oh so funny - but oh so true
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Cool thread....!!!!

I know what you all mean now...

Cos now after being on this site a while.. I can recognise everyone from their avatar pics... its boobies galore!!!!

Yikes! I wanna look at folks faces not their bazukassss....!!!!!!


Lea xxxx Teeeheee!!!

Im not sure I can handle all the female attention once I let these girls out to play :teehee:

Oh my god girls, I'm just sat having a mid mornin coffee and decided to read this thread......needless to say, I scolded myself while trying to sip hot coffee, spilt some over my desk and 'spat' coffee all over my PC screen and finally nearly 'choked' on my last mouthful, WHY? Not because it was too HOT. Not because it was HORRIBLE ,but because I couldn't stop LAUGHING....In fact, at one stage I thought I'd pee'd my pants!!!!!

BJS over Loose Women EVERYTIME!!!!!!

How do you girls think I feel....I run a lingerie store and spend my days fitting ladies with bra's! I could tell you some stories!!!

Great thread, I've just had a right good chuckle reading this.

Oh....and....yes....I'm obsessed with boobies as well, I think it's a side effect of having a boob job.

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Great thread I totally agree!!

I do it too...I'm staring all the time...when we were in Mexico in December I was saying to OH "Oooooh look at those...Oooooh check this girl out coming towards us" kinda stuff....needless to say he thinks it's great.

I have found that my obsession with staring has escalated somewhat though.... my receptionist is now booby obessed so we often whip out our bras to see if we match (we both shop at La Senza relentlessly) it's a kinda Friday feeling game (god that sounds odd...) but my friends (and some randoms in ladies loos) often ask to have a poke through curiosity of how a BA feels...so I say "if I may do the same" so there we are honking eachother in full view thinking "Yes...this is normal..... surely...no?" But boobs are boobs fake or not so if I'm being inspected it's only fair....

Reading that back I need a new job and should stop frequenting dodgy ladies toilets.... Right let me log onto [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] and learn to keep my hands to myself!! xx