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Dear New Boobies...a letter from the heart
by ac4me 8th July 2011, 2:26 am
Dear New Boobies 
,
I am very excited that you are finally here, you are almost 10 days old! It's been a long road to finally get you in my arms, but so far it's been worth it.
However, I have a few issues I'd like to address with you both. I know I know, you're young and mischievous, but I feel we can get through this hurdle.
Now, I don't know if new boobie years are like dog years, or fly years, or even amoeba years, but you must know that these 2 things specifically are unacceptable....
Number 1.
You are NOT, I repeat NOT a teenager. How do you expect me to show you off if you insist on breaking out like a adolescent twit? I mean, REALLY?
You've never done this before. Why, oh why, do you choose now, a time when we should be celebrating your arrival, do you choose to act this way? I have been so good to you. I know, you're stretched to your limit, but honestly, you've been there before and then some...remember those 3 times? For over 3 years total you were stretched to larger than you are now and you didn't do this to me? Are you mocking me? "bwahahaha, I have the POWER!" I don't get it!
on that note...
Number 2.
Remember, during your working days. We'd hear a baby cry and you'd respond accordingly? You know, the tingling, then the wetness. I understand, it was necessary to sustain life, I didn't mind, really I didn't, I was even impressed by your skills. Holy crap, YOU make MILK, INSANE RIGHT! I know I get it, sometimes it was a lot of milk, you were quite round and shiny...hell you could spew your liquid life an impressive distance we finally understood why men love to write with their, er uh, pee... oh the days
But those days are long gone. Your factory has been shut down permanently. Don't worry, I checked the locks, there will be no more of those ghostly figures coming towards our eggs.
So please, for the love of all that is holy and pure, STOP LETTING DOWN. You are NOT making MILK! Nothing is coming out! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!!!!
NOTHING is coming out, it is NO LONGER impressive. Are just punishing me for putting you through this? You wanted it, you asked for it, I gave it to you...so why are you doing this to me? I do not find it funny in the least.
There's no going back missies, You are indefinitely this way. I promise, it will get better. You will drop a little more, you get softer and not so tight. You will love you soon enough. You've had a hard life, you deserve, calm down, relax...
and please, oh please.... LAY OFF!
,I am very excited that you are finally here, you are almost 10 days old! It's been a long road to finally get you in my arms, but so far it's been worth it.
However, I have a few issues I'd like to address with you both. I know I know, you're young and mischievous, but I feel we can get through this hurdle.
Now, I don't know if new boobie years are like dog years, or fly years, or even amoeba years, but you must know that these 2 things specifically are unacceptable....
Number 1.
You are NOT, I repeat NOT a teenager. How do you expect me to show you off if you insist on breaking out like a adolescent twit? I mean, REALLY?
You've never done this before. Why, oh why, do you choose now, a time when we should be celebrating your arrival, do you choose to act this way? I have been so good to you. I know, you're stretched to your limit, but honestly, you've been there before and then some...remember those 3 times? For over 3 years total you were stretched to larger than you are now and you didn't do this to me? Are you mocking me? "bwahahaha, I have the POWER!" I don't get it! on that note...
Number 2.
Remember, during your working days. We'd hear a baby cry and you'd respond accordingly? You know, the tingling, then the wetness. I understand, it was necessary to sustain life, I didn't mind, really I didn't, I was even impressed by your skills. Holy crap, YOU make MILK, INSANE RIGHT! I know I get it, sometimes it was a lot of milk, you were quite round and shiny...hell you could spew your liquid life an impressive distance we finally understood why men love to write with their, er uh, pee... oh the days
But those days are long gone. Your factory has been shut down permanently. Don't worry, I checked the locks, there will be no more of those ghostly figures coming towards our eggs.
So please, for the love of all that is holy and pure, STOP LETTING DOWN. You are NOT making MILK! Nothing is coming out! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!!!!
NOTHING is coming out, it is NO LONGER impressive. Are just punishing me for putting you through this? You wanted it, you asked for it, I gave it to you...so why are you doing this to me? I do not find it funny in the least.There's no going back missies, You are indefinitely this way. I promise, it will get better. You will drop a little more, you get softer and not so tight. You will love you soon enough. You've had a hard life, you deserve, calm down, relax...
and please, oh please.... LAY OFF!
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this!! 
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Re: Dear New Boobies...a letter from the heart
by ac4me 8th July 2011, 6:01 pm
heheh thanks
i swear i'm 'letting down' like every 15 minutes! ugh
i swear i'm 'letting down' like every 15 minutes! ugh
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Re: Dear New Boobies...a letter from the heart
by MissPepperBennett 8th July 2011, 6:06 pm
love it!!! (:
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Re: Dear New Boobies...a letter from the heart
by kezmac 8th July 2011, 6:52 pm
That was fab! Youve made my day reading your little ditty 
x
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Re: Dear New Boobies...a letter from the heart
by springstep123 8th July 2011, 7:14 pm
omg my tits are all spotty too!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG thought i was just being skanky, but it's never happened before, so glad to hear it's not just me!!!
Wtf is 'letting down'??? Lol!!
Great post
Wtf is 'letting down'??? Lol!!
Great post
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Re: Dear New Boobies...a letter from the heart
by ac4me 8th July 2011, 8:08 pm
letting down is what happens when you're breastfeeding...well usually lol
it's a tingly feeling you get as your milk starts to flow. usually a baby will latch on and start nursing, then after a minute or so, you get this tingly feeling starting on the outside edges of the breast going to the inside towards the nipple as the milk comes out faster.
except, i'm not nursing anymore and i have no more milk, i just keep getting this letting down feeling lol
it's a tingly feeling you get as your milk starts to flow. usually a baby will latch on and start nursing, then after a minute or so, you get this tingly feeling starting on the outside edges of the breast going to the inside towards the nipple as the milk comes out faster.
except, i'm not nursing anymore and i have no more milk, i just keep getting this letting down feeling lol
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Re: Dear New Boobies...a letter from the heart
by springstep123 8th July 2011, 9:40 pm
sounds good!!!!!!!!
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Re: Dear New Boobies...a letter from the heart
by minxie 8th July 2011, 10:39 pm
You are hillarious :) loved reading that!
Mx
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Re: Dear New Boobies...a letter from the heart
by changelee123 11th July 2011, 7:31 am
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Re: Dear New Boobies...a letter from the heart
by Opal_Eyes 11th July 2011, 10:04 am
ac4me - that is absolutely brilliant!!! Thanks for the laugh hun xx
changelee - what????
changelee - what????
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Re: Dear New Boobies...a letter from the heart
by Jennifer2011 11th July 2011, 11:15 am
Opal_Eyes wrote:ac4me - that is absolutely brilliant!!! Thanks for the laugh hun xx
changelee - what????
Changelee = spam
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Re: Dear New Boobies...a letter from the heart
by teddy73 11th July 2011, 11:19 am
Brilliant, very funny!!
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